i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
