im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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