Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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