yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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