Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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