Where is the hickey?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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