oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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