I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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