i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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