you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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