if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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