Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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