the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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