What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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