There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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