Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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