Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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