erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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