So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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