SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
