You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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