a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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