Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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