Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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