im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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