wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You ruined the universe
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