Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
