I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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