I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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