is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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