The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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