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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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