Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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