Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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