i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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