Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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