I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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