Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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