you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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