Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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