Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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