another moral hangover. fuck.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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