Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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