in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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