They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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