I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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