dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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