I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
