just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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