how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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