I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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