i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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