one might say we're banned from that church
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
