So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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