SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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