dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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