You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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